Previously fartzmgee, Maxwell, 22 years old, white, bisexual, somewhat binary dysphoric transman, He/him, Marxist Leninist, autistic and mentally ill. I'm obsessed with a bunch of stupid shit and I like clowns and monsters. My art blog is brite-crawlers. flag in the icon is the sour gummy worm trans flag by milkshakeflags.
why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! Horse”
I can b ur angle or ur doovl
“dress for the job you want not the job you have”
*shows up at law firm in lingerie and angel wings*
the obsession with monsters in the sexual sense stems from the fact that they, deviating from human beauty standards, would be completely accepting (or neutral at most) towards our physical ‘flaws’ - so it would indeed be easier to buss it open for an 8 ft tall monstrosity with 10 eyes and 6 wings that looks nothing like you and therefore has no concrete understanding of why you’re so self-conscious about your jiggly thighs and big stomach around other humans
arms? who needs arms when you have legs like these?
Death By Glamour in Major Key rather than Minor Key. You all ate up the Megalovania in Major, so hopefully you all like this too!!
Art of Mettaton and @adorable-avacado by the greatly talented @rootsallaround (I LOVE ALL THE SPAGOOTS ART YOU DO!!!!!)
Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle
Didnt work
I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice
It was worse
Can you please explain in detail how it was worse
Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?
Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check
Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?
Me: im sorry?
Customer: like what is it made out of?
Me: they are chicken wings.
Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?
Me: it is made with chicken wings.
Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?
Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.
Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.
Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.
Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?
Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.
Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.
Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.
Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.
Me: fried chicken wings.
This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.
This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read
here is how I make my slime ! 💚
✨first, I mix 1 tablespoon of glue with a little less than 4 tablespoons of water
✨once those are mixed together I add any glitter that I want
✨after i mix the glitter I add a bit less than 1 tablespoon of borax powder [EDIT: you can replace borax with liquid starch to produce a pretty similar result]
✨the borax takes a long time to mix in, sometimes you might have to use your hands and get a little messy!
✨sometimes you may need to add more water, I add a few drops at a time to make sure it doesn’t get too wet
✨letting the slime sit for a few hours (or even a few days) makes it a lot more stretchy, you may have to be patient!
✨I add essential oils to my slime so it doesn’t just smell like glue, this is purely for my own enjoyment it has nothing to do with the recipe
✨please let me know if you have any questions !
Your mama so ugly she has a low self esteem, which is a shame because we should never judge our worth by the standards society forces upon us
